the below is from, and thus all credit to, the Daily Mail
Rooney Scholes? i see.
what exactly, one wonders, would have been wrong with George, Bobby, (ahem) Ryan or indeed Alex; somewhat traditional first names that are usually instantly associated with the club. or Eric. or Bryan. Ronaldo, even.
hey ho, good luck with that.
be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
