well, as usual, my chum Spiros has alerted me to a most interesting item that he has discovered. and this one could truly be the greatest discovery yet!
behold, for this is a satin black belt as apparently endorsed and worn by The King, Elvis Presley. i will allow you a moment to digest this revelation.
Spiros assures me that the inscription on the belt is in Korean for some reason, and that it details the history of The King, Elvis Presley.
this item is available from, what i gather, is an interesting site called Elvis Karate which teaches the wide and versatile range of martial arts as practiced by The King, Elvis Presley. i would trust that this is up to date in regards of the methods used by Him - sadly i am unaware of which other strings to his bow he has added whilst living in China, but i would wager that He is awesome at them.
Spiros is rather keen on these martial arts things and has indeed gone so far as to visit places such as Sheffield to practice his deft skills. there have been one or two incidents, sure, where an 11 or 12 year old girl has absolutely lamped him in a bout or tournament, but when it comes to grappling with a gent, wrestling him to the ground and mounting him in a submissive position there really are few better than him.
Spiros advises that this item costs several thousand in any currency you care to name, and indeed a few thousand more if you (wisely) wish to have it delivered with a picture of The King, Elvis Presley wearing this particular belt. presently Spiros is preparing a number of documents in anticipation of the need for a credit facility to own one of these, and i suggest you do the same.
be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!