an unusual, perhaps unseasonal, delay in updates here. sorry for that. what have i been busy with instead of writing here? a touch of sex ironing, and some business with the dentist, amongst other things.
of those i know, look you see, that the dentist is the one of most interest to you. what was i doing there? allowing the dentist to admire my teeth. he was surely impressed, declaring that my teeth are the finest of any homoerectus, or if you like erectushomo, that ever lived, and he would very much like to take pictures of them to show off and so that they may stand as testament to the personification of perfection in regards of just what is possible in tooth excellence.
ha ha, no. i have knacked teeth, and am in some considerable pain and agony as a consequence. i have two of them abscess things which are hurting, and when the medication has gotten rid of them i can look forward to two, possibly three, being extracted.
also, there was this.
which went super fantastic ace boss well, and thank you so very much indeed for all the many kind and wonderful messages from around the globe or, if you like, world.
but you want to know which if the personal hygiene product people have gotten in touch with me, you do, as that is what is promised in the title.
a forth, and in all likelihood final, company has responded. this time it was Lynx, the letter to who was in the original post, but here it is again anyway if you cannot be bothered to click on that link there.
Just a quick letter to say that I am finding using one of your products in particular, the Excite deodorant / body spray, most satisfactory to use.
I am, for the most part, finding that it somewhat accentuates my sexuality. This would be opposed to it either acting as an extension of it, or simply enhancing it. I would like to believe that this is the intention you have for it amongst us consumers, and so believe it might be of interest – no matter how passing – to hear this.
The peculiar thing about it is that the unmistakable base scent of Excite is that of coconut. Coconut is a food substance that I do not like, but it is a wonderful smell. I would be hesitant, indeed reluctant, to say that this circumstance I find myself in has any irony to it, as the song Coconut by Harry Nilsson is one that I am particularly fond of.
Many thanks indeed for taking the time to read this letter, and of course my greatest thanks for making available for sale a product which, if not doing what it says on the box, nonetheless serves its purpose to a most admirable and appreciated extent.
Yours, etc etc......
the response i got was pleasant, to the point and really very kind of them, in the light of reading my letter to them once again....
basically it seems that they are really quite gratified by my enthusiasm for their Excite range of products, and for the most part wisely opted against engaging in any sort of conversation or discussion around anything related to coconut.
ouch, this tooth abscess thing is really starting to smart, as an Australian might say.
a month or so later and i think it's fairly, if not relatively, safe to say that the last company contacted will not respond. sadly, i accidentally saved over the letter to them with the one about lovebead toothpaste, so i can't share it with you.
i was not really expecting a response from them, to be honest, and it was not a company i wished to write to. a friend of mine, who shall remain nameless to protect their infinite modesty, suggested that i write to someone called Femfresh or something like that. they are, if you don't know (i didn't) a company that make products for the ladies of the planet, and are products which, as far as i could work out, are intended for use entirely and indeed exclusively on the more lady only parts of the human body. To this end the basics of my letter was then how i do not use their products and probably never would, but nonetheless i congratulated them on whatever it is their product actually does.
so, who next to randomly write letters to? well, i have not heard back off of Bono after i posted him some batteries, but this could be the direction i take. it would be there mere work of a moment to post Paul Weller some fuses, for instance, and perhaps Ringo Starr might be short of some soldering iron stuff.
if i go right ahead and post some random stuff to randomly linked people, i will let you know all about it here, no doubt!
be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!