Sunday, November 30, 2008

Quantum of Solace. indeed.......

well, such is our schedule these days that one of the main reasons we got to watch the new James Bond film was that it seemed to be a good 30 - 40 minutes shorter than the average Bond. i momentarily forgot that deciding on a film to watch because of the running time is invariably an ill-advised method.

it's difficult to comment on Quantum of Solace without following the lazy path most reviews have; or for that matter without just taking apart those lazy reviews. i will do my best, then - something the makers of this film may have pondered doing but opted against.




plot? let's have a bash - it's something of a follow up to Casino Royale as we are all aware, pity i didn't think to re-watch that one to pick up some of the finer plot points. basically, it's Bond running around after stumbling on some sort of plot by an organization called Quantum who have opted to corner the world's "most precious resource" in South America, whilst possibly seeking some sort of revenge or information about (*** SPOILER ***) the dead woman from the end of Casino Royale, Vespa.

now, it's not an unreasonable fear to have if you hear the plot of a Bond film is "cornering the world market". it could be that Bond is taking a "serious" approach to a Dr Evil plot out of Austin Powers, the parody going full circle. fortunately this doesn't happen here, but unfortunately it's because there is next to no development of the "baddies" at all. there hasn't been all that much of that in past Bond films i suppose, but at least they were enigmatic or tantalizingly interesting in glimpses.





what also makes it tricky to follow the film is (*** SPOILERS ***) the astonishing array of people who could be bad guys. we seem to have various governments around the world that could be crossing, double crossing, triple crossing and, if it exists, quadruply crossing each other. it was a good deal more straightforward in the Cold War era, with a nice big wall through Berlin showing you where the good and the bad stood.

i suppose it's possible that this "Quantum" lot are being lined up to be a sort of equivalent of SPECTRE (or whatever they were called) from the 60's Bond films. it's hinted at with lines such as "we have people everywhere", and there is something in Bolivia (or wherever it is in South America that they are supposed to be) that does look like a slight homage to a massive hollowed out volcano. that no one has ever noticed before.

much has been made of this film being "action packed", and indeed it is. there's no arguing with the quality of the stunt work and chase sequences here, they are first class and all rather entertaining. they are, however, all rather frustrating, as the 30 - 40 minutes shaved off a usual Bond running length would mostly be those pesky scenes of dialogue that link it all together and make making sense of the film a straightforward affair.





a good deal of noise has been made of Bond "borrowing" from the intense and impressive Bourne films. the lazy reviews have left it at that, which is a shame. Bond has always borrowed from popular culture, be it music, movies, art, whatever. borrowing the action style sensibilities of a masterpiece that is the Bourne trilogy is sensible and no bad thing, at least. let's not forget the disastrous, ridiculous action sequences which turned up in Brosnan-era Bond films when they felt the need to be "inspired" by the likes of True Lies and Mission : Impossible.

allowing for the, shall we say "cheeky" re-creation of a rooftop chase from one of the Bourne films (i think the last one), what you kind of wish the makers of Quantum of Solace had taken from the Bourne films is the ability to make a linear, coherent story structure from a fundamentally incoherent plot scenario. that's a fancy way of saying could they not have made it in such a way that it made sense and was easy to follow? there's so many instances of Bond receiving information that's never handed over to the audience that every now and then you think you are watching National Treasure 2 again. enough! there will be another Bond, you don't need this kind of trickery to build suspense or anticipation in the audience.

Quantum of Solace does have one major redeeming feature, and that's Daniel Craig. despite being wildly indifferent to Casino Royale and rather ho-hum about this one, do you know i think in Daniel Craig they really do have the best actor yet to play Bond?

forget all this "the only Bond was Connery" business. whereas he was exceptional in two exceptional Bond films, Goldfinger and You Only Live Twice, he was rather pedestrian in the other, dull ones that he appeared in, and the "only Connery" bunch tend to mouth of from a stance of a false sense of nostalgia. my personal favourite will always be Roger Moore, because watching him in the part did what the films were supposed to do - entertain and thrill you. poor Timothy Dalton was never really given a decent chance with the awful Living Daylights and the "too dark for Bond at the time" Licence To Kill. and you can only wish that Brosnan's time as Bond was made as invisible as the ridiculous car in the last one he did.

Daniel Craig looks like he could well be the business. he made this film watchable for a start, which is the hallmark of a quality actor. if Mr Craig is going to survive in the role then they had better give him some decent films to be in, really. i'm still not at all sure why they don't go about remaking or "re-imagining" some of the earlier films with him in the part, there is plenty of margin to update the likes of Live And Let Die, The Man With The Golden Gun and, yes, even Goldfinger.

watching Quantum Of Solace isn't quite the "what were they thinking, exactly" thought provoker that Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull was, but you end up with a similar hollow feeling after watching it regardless. if whatever they do for the next one resembles chunks of this, expect the cries of "Bond has run its course, retire the series" to be louder and, of great concern to us fans, of more substance than usual.

if you head off to see it, best of luck!!!



be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

the surprise christmas party

hey everyone


well, hats off to Michele's place of verk for this one, although our hats were mostly on for the day today in the blazing hot sun!

every year her verk arranges a party for all the children of their staff, and this year was a spectacular event at the magnificent Johannesburg Zoo. i had never been before, but boy will i be going again!

first off, here's a picture of James and i, sensibly wearing hats in the sun. and an apology for the suggestion in posts past that New Zealand has some sort of obscure clothing crisis; thank you to Gillian, Grant, Katie and Daniel for the fine t-shirts that we have on! although i think the one James is showing off is from Grandma!





and what are we stood in front of? well, see if you can spot them!





look closely and you will see that there are indeed two Hippos in that picture! they are wisely bathing in the cool, shaded water! James was a bit disappointed that they didn't stick much more than a nose (snout?) or ear and eye out, but was pleased when they started making some ace noises!


now, it was only after we had walked around a large chunk of the zoo carrying James that we decided that yes, it would have been a good idea after all to hire James one of those buggy thingies we saw as we walked in!





of course, as soon as we had got him it, he decided for the most part that he would quite like to walk around instead anyway. nice one son.

James was very excited about seeing the one in the next picture too, as was i. when i saw him (or her), i got an open, jaw dropping sense of awe, but ultimately looked on with a heavy heart.





i'm in no position to question or doubt the work done by the experts of Johannesburg Zoo, but there's something rather irrational and, well, just not right about seeing a polar bear in Johannesburg on a hot summer day. as you can see, the poor thing was cowering away out of the sun. there is no way that the Zoo would keep her (or him) if they were distressed or uncomfortable, but all the same, an odd experience.

slightly more natural a sight in our place in the world would be these chaps, though!





i think James was a little wary of them. not sure why, as they weren't the biggest we saw, and they certainly didn't make any threatening moves. oh hang on, weren't Rhinos the "sort of" bad chaps in The Wild? ho hum, as he wanted to go back and see them a second (and third) time, i guess he got over his wariness in the end!


now, we probably didn't take quite as many pictures of the animals at the zoo as the average, even non-Japanese visitor would have done. sorry about that, we were having too much fun! i dare say that i will be persuaded to take James to see them all again during the holidays, so will do my best to snap a few more images!

i did, however, manage to take some snaps of James' perennial, actually still alive animals. sorry son, dinosaurs don't roam around freely anymore, but it was a delight to see your delight at seeing elephants for the first time!





quite a majestic animal, the elephant, and a bonus to be able to capture one of them in a picture using their trunk! and yes, fine people of verk, my infamous and prohibited "elephant trick" does look a bit like this. just bigger :)

another heavy hearted moment came along when we went to see the impressive, beautiful sculpture placed as a tribute to possibly Johannesburg's most beloved and certainly most sadly missed resident, Max.





for those of you unfamiliar with the remarkable story of Max, you can find many fine articles on him around the interwebnet thingie, or you can just click here to read all about him.


now on top of all of this, James also got to meet Father Christmas a bit early, as he had come along to give some extra special presents to all the children who and been good all year thus far. James, then, had a day filled with animals, ice cream, presents, Mummy, Daddy and Father Christmas. did he enjoy it?





very much so!!!!!!!!!!!!!


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

performance

hey everyone

well, i'm somewhat sunburnt and slightly tired, but we're halfway through a very busy weekend, so i guess i had better do an update now rather than let all the pictures mount up! those of you who, rather bewilderingly, only visit for my rants and raves around film, music and Frankie may get a bit bored with the next few posts. the sensible ones out there will however enjoy them!

it was James' school concert on Friday, and my what a difference a year makes. last year James got a dose of stage fright and didn't participate; this year you could not stop him from doing his thing!


first up was James and his class performing with the magnificent William, their "tanga nastix" teacher.





William is a wonderful gent; a fantastic role model for the kids and a sheer pleasure to be in the company of. apparently, every week before he arrives for his classes, the kids all gather and chant his name for 10 or 20 minutes. wow, sir, you have a remarkable gift, and bless you for it!

right, all year James has been driving us up the wall by singing a song. he sang it as "who hear this" or "who care this". neither of us could work out what song it was, and he wasn't telling either. it turns out that he was singing the fine Whoomp! There It Is by the long lamented genius of baggy gold pants, M C Hammer. we found this out when James and the rest of the class gave a dancing display to the melodic tunes of the M C!





go on son, give it some!

there was also an exercise display, featuring them running along a bar or pole type thing. needless to say, James rejected all advice around arms out for balance and what have you, and just went for it!





a little later on and it was time for some more conventional music for a Christmas concert, with my apologies to those who, when they think Christmas, think M C Hammer. now, we were wondering why we needed to send in a white pillow case to school about a month ago; the answer was revealed when the children came out to perform!





we had the pleasure of hearing a rousing version of Jingle Bells, with James going for it with the tambourine type thingie in a manner that either Bez, Liam Gallagher or (dare i say) Roger Daltrey would have been most proud of!


oh, go on then, a pic of James more or less on his own!





thank you to all the parents, children and teachers at James' school for a wonderful afternoon! we look forward to seeing the video disc thingie!

right, will try and catch my breath, and then do an update on today's great adventure!


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

nice one son!!!!!!!!!!

hey everyone

James had a very special presentation at school today, with the added bonus of Mummy going along to watch him show off his skills!

sadly, if i write out what skills they are, this interwebnet thingie site will be not visible to my many friends at verk, so i will leave you to work it out from the pictures!





apparently James is rather focused as he does this, not bad considering he decided to start doing it about a year before they normally let the kids have a go!





and it would seem that he's done very well, as he got awarded a rather nice medal and a certificate!





well done son!


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the world has waited for...........

measuring works of art, whatever form they be, can be done in a number of ways. to measure it by the time it takes to complete, however, isn't a very good one. think about it, what is it that you have read, watched, heard or gazed upon and thought "gee, it's good, but it could have been great if it was done a bit quicker."?

that said, there must be someone somewhere within Geffen records that regrets saying "take your time, Axl, deliver the album when you're happy with it.".

for all the bizarre, wild, inaccurate and oddly true stories that have circulated for the last 15 or so years about the making of Chinese Democracy, there really has only been one proper concern - why, if there have been tracks in circulation (by means of both bootlegs on the interwebnet thingie and and Axl doing the odd gig) since the late '90s, has it only been released on November 24 2008? considering Axl's general dislike for interviews (Rolling Stone magazine and an Uzi spring to mind here), we won't find out from him, and the many people that have been involved in the project have a somewhat tainted view of the experience.

Slash, the former Guns N Roses guitarist, has perhaps more reason than most to be bitter and twisted about anything featuring Axl, in particular with regards to his old band. this being the case, we should follow his lead, and his thoughts are just be glad that the album is out.





now, don't let the positive tone above mislead you. i am no Axl apologist. i had the dubious pleasure of seeing Axl with the band in the middle of 1992. it was a time when his ego had been allowed to, or possibly massaged to bloat out of all proportion. i got to witness the temper tantrums, storming off stage when someone looked at him funny, the whole lot. i pretty much became disillusioned with the band rather than take up their invite to use my illusion, and more or less went off them until Michele walked into my life with her love of the band.

there was one redeeming part of that gig, when i think back to it. well, one redeeming act from Axl; you couldn't fault the rest of the then "classic" G N R lineup. when Axl stared out into the crowd, in a manner that the likes of Liam Gallagher would learn and mimic in the years that followed, and introduced himself as "your pal Axl", well, he pretty much had you in the palm of his hand. not since the days of Freddie Mercury has a frontman been able to stand in front of thousands and intimidate them. that's the magic of Axl, and that's why, in the end, you actually do care for what the man is doing.





as for the bizarre stories of what he's been doing whilst out of the limelight if not out of thought, well, they are entertaining but utter nonsense. lazy journalists have called him a "recluse", much like they did with Kubrick, Brando and of course The King. much like those gifted artists, what one loses sight of when being critical is that the world needs or needed them a good deal more than they needed the world. when The King wished to see President Nixon, he didn't wait for an invite; he had his people call the White House and tell them to get ready for the arrival, which they promptly did. so when Axl wants to see something in the world, he doesn't go anywhere himself as he does not need to, you get a call, you go. the long list of people who have answered his call in regards of making Chinese Democracy bears this out, i think you will find.





right, if you want a lame joke, with an introduction to rival the length of the production of the album, is this Chinese Democracy album any good then? well, with the mythology it has built up, it was not going to be a bland, middle of the road average effort. it was going to be a colossal mess or it was going to be mindbogglingly spectacular. if i tell you that this album should have every editor of every magazine quickly re-working their "best of the year" album lists to have this firmly at number one, i presume you can presume we are talking of the latter option here.

when you put the album on, the first minute or so give you an "oh dear" feeling. we seem to start the title track off with a quasi-mystical intro sound, echoing Spinal Tap's intro to Stonehenge. this passes, perhaps thankfully, and off we go with a sound that makes it clear not all of Trent Reznor's participation or ideas were rejected, and for good measure some of the ideas that the Beastie Boys have about metal guitar are modified to fit in. lyrically the song Chinese Democracy has been discussed a fair bit, but not many have noted that these are some of the broadest commentary strokes Axl Rose has spread across vinyl - Appetite For Destruction was hardly loaded with socio-political concerns now was it?

that said, Axl has not turned into Bono or Jim Kerr, and as far as i have been able to pick up, it's just the subject of the title song that Axl feels of a mind to comment on with relevance to the world around him. the rest is Axl being Axl, brooding, beautiful, witty, reflective Axl.

the masterpiece of the album for me would be the remarkable track There Was A Time. in regards of the oddly true tales of the making of this album, the 30+ musicians and producers credited to this song alone is quite formidable reading in the booklet. the song doesn't suffer as a consequence of mass involvement. now the lyrics of this one are rather tricky. on the one side, it sounds like a heart bleeding with the lament of regret. Axl appears to be reminiscing about someone or perhaps a group of people, regretting it all in a "wrong place, wrong time" sort of manner. it could be a lost love, it could be the old band mates, it could be us humble fans. we will never know. but then again, if one makes an acronym of the song title, maybe i've got it all wrong and this is a real good go at one person in particular, that particular information being known to Axl and maybe the recipient.




i'm not going to go track by track, but one last honourable mention for one more gem, Sorry. Axl does like to do his ballad type tracks, and on this one he gets it spot on. again, this is aimed at either a really, really wide audience or just one person in specific, but no matter, it's soul bearing from Axl like we've seldom heard before, a brooding bass all but burying his defiant, strong will.

oh, go on then, one more track - forget the poor bootlegs that have surfaced of Madagascar, wait until you get a load of how the version Axl intended to be heard sounds.





a rumour from the recordings that would seem to be true is that he had his musicians play, re-play, record and re-record the whole of the Appetite album. in hindsight, a masterstroke. i am no muso, but to my music fan ears, it simply sounds like Guns N Roses. it doesn't matter that there's no Slash, Stradlin, Duff; the music is true to the name.

all the debates and lazy reviews about how Chinese Democracy will "be no Appetite For Destruction" are a waste of time. this is its own thing, and going on the reports i have read it is selling by the bucket load, or bucket head, if you will. it looks like it could well sell enough to see Axl walk into Geffen records and say "told you so, see you again in 15 years". i'd rather we didn't lose him again, quite frankly, but if for some bizarre reason he decides to make this his only effort for a decade or so, well, it underlines what i said before - as much has Axl Rose can annoy and frustrate the average music fan, nothing he does (or doesn't do) changes the fact that the world needs Axl Rose more than Axl Rose needs the world.

there's only one way i can sign off this review of sorts, really. if you are not one of the estimated 300,000+ who have bought this album during the 3 days it has been available, then go and buy it. now.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

The Elvis Presley Rotating Tree Of Christmas

Christmas is about many, many wonderful things for many, many wonderful people. needless to say, i greatly applaud those who, when they think Christmas, think The King.





needless to say, anyone who is looking for something for me for Christmas could do a lot worse than invest in this for me!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Batman? no thanks Dad.........

hey everyone


well, after finding him every product, item of clothing and whatever you can think up or name with Batman on it, wouldn't you know that James has all of a sudden decided that the caped crusader is no longer his favourite, and is now rather enamoured with this Superman fellow. just as well that we had the one rather smart Superman shirt for him to wear!





up to now we just get to watch the same bit of Superman The Movie again and again; the class scene where Superman reveals himself to Metropolis by saving Lois Lane and a helicopter. i suspect he will soon clock that there are more films and more bits to watch, which will give us some variety at least!

in the mean time, as you can see, James has discovered the art of "swingball". he's getting good at it, too - sometimes the ball actually manages to go further than the bat!





be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the stars look very different today....

hey everyone


well, those who have not looked up to the stars in either wonder or a dream just haven't looked properly.


behold, here are the rather poor and difficult to see first pictures of evidence of the planets outside of our solar system!!





i shall not waste time with a copy and paste job, if you search the interwebnet for info on pictures released by NASA of the new planets, well, you should get an abundance of information.





i just can't wait for the "fake" and "conspiracy theory" types to start going on about these images!!! in the mean time, just look upon them with awe.


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Birthday Party

hey everyone


busy times at home and verk means that this update is a little late, but there you go. Katie turned 3 at the weekend, and had what looks like an absolute stonker or a woo! woo! what a tomato! birthday party to celebrate.

she also got some really class presents, including this one.....





looking at the picture, you can almost hear her bellowing "Mamaaaaa! Woooohoooooo!" into the mircophone as she tinkers away at the ivories.

and, if Katie has decided she is Freddie, that means that Daniel has decided he is Elton....





otherwise, here's a great picture of the birthday girl and the proud Mummy!





and what a sensational cake they had for the party!!





nice one, New Zealand! we had better get cracking on party plans for James quickly!!


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, November 14, 2008

a glimpse of how eating works in New Zealand

hey everyone

well, i am not sure if this is a general insight into how eating happens in New Zealand or if it's just a glimpse of how it works with my dear sister, but here goes with that glimpse!

i am much obliged to Daniel and Katie for appearing in these pictures. it seems that when one wishes to eat (either in New Zealand in general or at Gillian's house in particular), they gather the food stuffs together and get on the floor somewhere in the vicinity of a table.





then, of course, once you have finished eating, you are allowed to go and sit at the table.





actually, the more i think about it, this sounds like a classic, quality Gillian idea. i would imagine that the remainder of New Zealand eats in an all together more conventional way, but who knows, perhaps Gillian's ideas on how to do it will catch on!


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hallowed Be Thy Bed

hey everyone


so, how's James getting on with his own bed? well, it was going rather well. now that he has Batman bedding on, it is of course going exceptionally well!!





they had a class double bed set of this in the shop, but Michele decided that it would probably best not to get it if we wanted to keep our bed to ourselves!

still, it looks mighty impressive on Master Ricketts' new bed!





the best part of all this is the fact that he all of a sudden does not wish to be up and out of bed at 6am on weekends! nice one!!!



be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get well soon

just a quick update to wish a speedy recovery to our dear friend and family member.





get well soon, we all look forward to hearing that laugh once again.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

fun, fun, fun in New Zealand!

hey everyone

some more pics from New Zealand, and none featuring Grant or any comments about him this time! well, no comments except to say that there are no comments!

first off, here's Katie and Daniel playing on a rather ace looking play area! going on the experience with the slide (see earlier post!), it's good to see that Katie and Daniel are wisely looking around for Grandma and her helpful, meant well pushes before going too far up and in the play area!





blimey, that's quite a turtle you have found there, Katie! they must have some rather big ponds in the gardens of New Zealand if they wish to keep those as pets!





it looks like bedtime for Daniel! with Mummy and Grandma there to tuck him in and kiss him goodnight, i bet he's wanting to get into bed as soon as possible!





Katie and Daniel's wishes to get into the world of controlling perambulators powered by combustion engine devices seems to be as healthy as ever! it's good to see that Katie is helping Daniel with the steering, it would be wise not to use that flashy, expensive looking television set as an impromptu breaking mechanism!!





Daniel would seem to have the hang of peek-a-boo, or hide and seek if you will. if someone finds him, it looks like he has a vehicle at the ready to head off to the next hiding place!!





many thanks for the new pics, glad to see you are all having fun!!


be excellent to each other!!!!!

rollin', rollin', rollin', rawhide!!!!!!!!!!

hey everyone


lucky Lyla! it seems that her school decided to have their Christmas party somewhat earlier than one would expect an early Christmas party! they probably arranged it to allow for all those going away the opportunity to attend, which is certainly sensible and good!

Lyla, it seems, has taken quite a shine to the equestrian art!!





Lyla's Mummy tells me that it was quite some work to get her to get off the pony and allow the other children a go at riding!





nice one Lyla, glad that you enjoyed it! and as for Lyla's Mummy and Daddy, well, good luck with finding a pony to keep in the house for her!

it seems that Lyla and all the other kids rather enjoyed the train ride, too!





thank you for sending on the pictures, Erika! i look forward to finding out just how many Christmas parties Lyla attends between now and Christmas!!!!



be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roaming around the fields of New Zealand

hey everyone

well, it seems that the people of New Zealand have well and truly lifted the photography embargo, as i got somewhere in the region of 80 new pictures from that fine nation today!

here's the Farnworth family going out and about. i think this one is taken in or near a place called Cornwall Park, a place that looks rather splendid to visit and hang around.




and here we go with Grant, Daniel and Katie going for a little bit or a runaround in the fields!





oh dear, Daniel! Daddy has gone the other way in the park. over to the fence. the fence that keeps the sheep in, or, if you will, tries to keep certain people out...





never mind, Daniel. whilst Daddy goes off to admire the sheep, you have a good old sit down and feed the ducks!





here's Gillian, Grandma, Katie and Daniel having a nice sit down and relaxing for a bit. a good idea after a long day walking around the fields!





but wait! where or where could Grant be? he's not in the picture having a sit down.





oh, Grant's still out in the fields. just walking about. near where the sheep are.





now, down here in the southern hemisphere, it is in all likelihood lambing season. whereas most of us would have a pretty conventional definition and understanding of what lambing is, to Grant lambing would appear to involve [TEXT OBSCURED ON LEGAL ADVICE], in particular after they have finished eating when they are a bit slower. presumably, that is. i mean, i have no idea, as i have not as of yet felt the need to [TEXT OBSCURED ON LEGAL ADVICE], let alone work out the optimum time for it.





it is fantastic that Grant sends me pictures of some of the sheep that he has taken quite a shine to. i can only hope that he takes these pictures before he [TEXT OBSCURED ON LEGAL ADVICE] rather than after. i am reasonably sure that he doesn't take them during, at least.


there are a number of other pictures of New Zealand, the majority of which feature hardly any sheep. will try and post some of those later!

in the mean time, be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't help it mum, i'm growin' up.......

hey everyone

well, if you will forgive the quasi-Springsteen quote, James took another leap forward this weekend; not that he could take a leap back i suppose. just a bit before his 3rd birthday it seems that he had outgrown his cot, and so it was time to try him out with a bed. obviously Mummy was rather worried that he would keep rolling out, as well as a little sad that the era of the toddler is well and truly here!

it's a delight to report that James loves his new bed!





and i do mean loves it - he slept in until 7:30 this morning!! blimey, if i knew he would do that, the bed would have been in place a year ago!

of course, he does like to do in bed that which Daddy loves to do in bed....





..although my reading in bed does not normally involve colouring in large amounts of dinosaurs!!


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, November 07, 2008

Oxford compiles list of top ten irritating phrases

many thanks to my chum Spiros for sending me the link to this article. in regards of the list, if you catch anyone using the phrase in number 2, or a variant of it ("very", "quite", "kind of"), you would be well within your moral obligations towards the English language to punch them square in the face.....





A top ten of the most irritating expressions has been compiled by researchers at Oxford University.

Heading the list was the expression 'at the end of the day', which was followed in second place by the phrase 'fairly unique'.

The tautological statement "I personally" made third place - an expression that Radio 4 presenter John Humphreys has described as "the linguistic equivalent of having chips with rice."

Also making the top ten is the grammatically incorrect "shouldn't of", instead of "shouldn't have".

The phrases appear in a book called Damp Squid, named after the mistake of confusing a squid with a squib, a type of firework.





The researchers who compiled the list monitor the use of phrases in a database called the Oxford University Corpus, which comprises books, papers, magazines, broadcast, the internet and other sources.

The database alerts them to new words and phrases and can tell them which expressions are disappearing. It also shows how words are being misused.

As well as the above expressions, the book's author Jeremy Butterfield says that many annoyingly over-used expressions actually began as office lingo, such as 24/7 and "synergy".

Other phrases to irritate people are "literally" and "ironically", when they are used out of context.

Mr Butterfield said: "We grow tired of anything that is repeated too often - an anecdote, a joke, a mannerism - and the same seems to happen with some language."





The top ten most irritating phrases:

1 - At the end of the day

2 - Fairly unique

3 - I personally

4 - At this moment in time

5 - With all due respect

6 - Absolutely

7 - It's a nightmare

8 - Shouldn't of

9 - 24/7

10 - It's not rocket science

Thursday, November 06, 2008

something in the air..................

there was a fascinating report from Barack Obama’s victory speech earlier this week. some journalist, clearly not as taken with the words of the president-elect as, oh, the majority of the rest of us, took the time to report that there was an “unmistakable smell of weed in the air.”.





well, the location in Chicago for the speech was by all accounts a pretty rough area. if there was the smell of nature in the air, it was probably two stoners that hit that part of town every night to do the same thing.

if that was the case, then how would they have reacted to what was going on around them? here’s a hypothetical conversation, then!

Stoner 1 : Dude, who’s that guy in the middle of all those other guys?

Stoner 2 : I don’t know dude, i think they said it was the President or something.

Stoner 1
: oh really? President of what?

Stoner 2 : I don’t know dude, President of America i think

Stoner 1 : Which America, dude?

Stoner 2 : The President of the United States of America, dude!

Stoner 1 : No dude, it’s some black dude. It must be President of the Union Of America or something.

Stoner 2 : sweet, dude.


and of course, when they woke up the next day :


Stoner 1 : dude, i just had a sweet dream

Stoner 2 : oh really, dude? what was it?

Stoner 1 : we were in the park, smoking it up as usual, dude. then this black guy came along, asking for some change and the time. then dude, this is the really cool bit, millions of people gathered all around him, all shouting “change! change! here’s your change, dude!”, dude, and it was like all the world was at one with itself because the dude got change, dude.

Stoner 2 : awesome, dude. i had the same dream, dude, it was great.

Stoner 1 : sweet, dude.


the saying, i believe, is only in America.........................


many thanks to Ronel and Michele for being the usual good sounding boards for my odd ideas!!


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and smoke 'em if you got 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Newcastle Mayfair, November 5 1991

!!! I WAS THERE !!!



this isn't my ticket; mine is safely in a frame somewhere!

was a great gig!!!


be excellent to each other, and remember, you belong in rock and roll!!!!!!!!!!!!

blimey, it has a cover and everything.....



Guns N Roses return at last, it would appear! Chinese Democracy is released on November 23, at which point a fair few Americans will get a free can of Dr Pepper.

whereas this album is already widely available thanks to independent distribution across the interwebnet, i would encourage all fans of the music to purchase this one. if we don't support this, one of the biggest, most expensive mythical albums of all time, then the record labels are just going to turn their back on big acts like this.

happy rocking!!!!!!!!!


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Crichton

good morning


well, just how does one write something suitable to mark the passing of one of the finest writers of our era?

i was shocked and saddened to learn of the passing of Michael Crichton last night. his novels have been some of the most entertaining and enjoyable i have had the pleasure to read, and the film versions of some of his books have become classics of cinema.

if you haven't read any of his fine works, well, time for you to visit the library or bookstore! in the mean time, i think i will hand over to the BBC's obituary for this great man.







The late Michael Crichton's works of futuristic fiction made him one of the world's most successful novelists.

He was also one of the richest, having thrilled millions with such prescient works as Westworld, The Terminal Man and The Andromeda Strain.

In the 1990s he simultaneously had America's number one movie (Jurassic Park), its number one bestseller (Disclosure) and its top TV series (ER).

But his reputation suffered in 2005 when he was rebuked by the US Congress for his scepticism over climate change.

Born in Chicago in 1942, Crichton was the eldest of four children. The son of a journalist, he always saw writing as a normal occupation.

"I liked writing so much," he would later recall. "I was tall and gangly and awkward and I needed to escape, I guess."

Crichton's first bestseller, The Andromeda Strain, was published in 1969 while he was a medical student at Harvard.

The book, about a deadly alien virus that threatens to wipe out life on Earth, became the first of his works to be filmed.

A trip to Disneyland inspired him to write and direct the 1973 film Westworld, in which robots at an amusement park run wild.

His involvement with Hollywood continued with the 1978 thriller Coma, about a hospital that kills its patients in order to harvest their organs.

Crichton's novels often dramatised the conflict between science and nature, addressing such hot-button topics as DNA manipulation, biotechnology and artificial intelligence.

Jurassic Park, about genetically engineered dinosaurs turning on their creators, was published to huge acclaim in 1990 and spawned a blockbuster film three years later.


But he would also draw on real life, using his own experiences to inform the long-running medical drama ER and basing Disclosure on an actual case of male sexual harassment.

Divorced four times, he made headlines in 2002 when he was tied up and robbed at gunpoint at his home in Santa Monica, California.

He did so again in 2004 when his novel, State of Fear, suggested that global warming was a fallacy dreamt up by environmental activists.

When working on a project, Crichton maintained his concentration by always eating the same meal for lunch.

He also had a taste for the ghoulish, beginning his 1988 memoir Travels with the legend: "It's not easy to cut through a human head with a hacksaw."



Saturday, November 01, 2008

Richard Harris - MacArthur Park

the days of having someone as versatile and talented to release something bizarre like the Richard Harris recording of MacArthur Park are, sadly, probably long since gone. well, which modern actor would unleash a seven minute, fraught and often bewildering opus on the world, and who would release it?

i caught it on the radio today quite by chance, and was rather glad that i did. it is a most excellent track in the previously mentioned bizarre sense, and one that you should have address your ears as soon as possible.

it's probably all some sort of existential, metaphysical if not metaphorical allegory, and i write here with particular reference to the symbolic cake.

enjoy the lyrics below, and get it belting on your stereo as soon as you can. lest we forget, The King sang bits of this during the 68 Comeback Special.


Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!


There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why


MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!



be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knowledge is power.....

i really should not listen to the radio station 702. sadly, they tend to have better traffic news than most, allowing for the frequent inaccurate updates they give. on my travels to pick up James it's vital to get details of what's on the road ahead, and sadly that means hearing snippets of the terrible, oddly named Jenny Crwys-Williams. she is usually poor, misguided, opinionated and prone to stumbling through the wrong words and names, but enough about her good points.

on Wednesday 29 October 2008, she unleashed her masterpiece of knowledge. during her regular sycophantic love-in that she calls and "Ad Feature", along with someone called Andy Rice (a gent who wisely uses a posh, plumb-filled mouth voice to hide many linguistic acts of folly and uses big words incorrectly to hide any gesture of intellectual capacity), Jenny went off on a tangent about how advertising and hiring advertising agencies was a good tax break. when Mr Rice, in a rare, succinct moment of being able to talk from a position of a reasonably comfortable certainty to his knowledge, knocked this back, Jenny (i kid you not) proclaimed that "advertising can be used as a tool to help increase sales of products and services".

wow, man. who knew? all those companies financing advertising just to annoy people watching TV, listening to the radio and what have you have been sat on a goldmine! they could actually be using those adverts to sell something. far out man, well done Jenny for researching and establishing this gem of knowledge. i now feel compelled to listen to her show all the time, just on the off chance that she discovers something else, like the beliefs of the incumbent Pope, or where bears tend to perform biologically necessary acts.....

i think the show is "podcast" on their website, if you are bored, download away. there tends to be a lot of poor, dead air gaps on the station's shows anyway, but the one Mr Rice leaves in the air after this revelation is quite special.

be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!! and for the sake of my sanity, recommend me a make and model of a decent, traffic monitoring Sat Nav thingie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new newly newest newer pictures from New Zealand!

hi everyone


well, as alluded to earlier, i have plenty of pictures from the clan down in New Zealand at the moment. time for some more glimpses of what goes on in this faraway, curious land!

first off, for some inexplicable reason, Gillian and Grant decided to send me a picture of their dinner, something that they assure me is a leg of lamb...





well, we all know that Grant loves sheep and lovely, fluffy, attractive lambs in particular, but i until this time had no idea that he enjoyed eating them too. i would imagine Grant finding himself on an island populated by sheep would make Grant a very happy camper, so to speak, but i suppose he is indeed on an island filled with sheep, and he certainly does look happy......





nice to see Grant doing his bit in the kitchen. before going out on an evening stroll. alone. in the fields. where the sheep are.

moving away from Grant's nocturnal activities, here's Katie, and oh, doesn't she just love posing for the camera, just like her Mummy!





and here's Daniel, experimenting with a microwave oven. the mind boggles as to what he is trying to nuke, but he is wisely turning away from it just in case it does not, or perhaps does, have the desired effect.





nice one, can't wait for James to try and start blowing things up in the microwave!

Daniel would seem to have a taste for danger. it's very clever to be able to climb up to the top of a slide, and it can be very scary to sit at the top of it, deliberating if you should go down it or not. fortunately, though, if Grandma is around, she will be only too happy to assist with your deliberations and help you conclude that you need a jolly good push down to send you on your way!





Grandma is also personally assisting Katie in the fine art of eating ice cream and what looks like, if i may say so, some rather ambitious and very tasty looking scones. or scone like thingies. well, there's butter there, so they must be scones. or they might be NZ style muffins that they lace with butter. butter that the farmer makes. when the farmer is not tending to his flock of sheep. at certain times of the day. that Grant has made a note of.

i digress somewhat, here's the pic.....





the whole thing looks like quite a meal! i have it on good, anonymous authority from Gillian that Grandma's ice cream is a particularly interesting one, as it is made with a loving dose of something called Baileys, a liqueur with an alcohol content of some formidable nature. if that's what they do to the ice cream, well, then the mind boggles as to what goes into the scone / muffin thingies that Katie is experimenting with!

righty right, that should do it for now! i do look forward to some more pictures being sent soon, in particular if they show Grant in a compromising position. or an innocent, straightforward position really, i am sure i shall be able to wield some sort of interpretation of it here!!


baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johannesburg Water Crisis

hey everyone


despite the overwhelming majority of people here in South Africa being the friendliest, welcoming bunch you could ever hope to meet, the government tends to go out of its way to make people feel as unwelcome and uncomfortable as possible.

if you are fortunate enough to visit and avoid criminal activities (it's far more important to spend money on pretty conferences and new party names than, for instance, an effective judicial system, for instance), the government and local authorities will always be only too happy to find a way to create some discomfort for you.

their favourite method would, as we all know, be to switch electricity supplies off at random, as happened to the frustration of our dear friends from Denver earlier in the year. for our current visitors from the UK, however, they have more or left the power on, instead deciding to neglect and not maintain or repair the water pipes.

our good friend Fred, however, was having none of not bathing for the 3 (yep, three) days that they decided not to restore the water supply, instead opting to go and have a wash in one of the many lakes forming around the broken pipes!





it looks like he's managed to get a good job done with it, too! just as well there is some use from the lakes, i will bet you that the residents of the street will all be billed for the wasted water that flowed for those 3 (oh yes, three) days that this was just ignored!





how successful was Fred's impromptu bath? well, Marmite seems to approve!!





how nice it would be to live somewhere that you could invite friends and family to visit without worrying about the simple, basic things in life!

be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!! except of course towards incompetent, inefficient state employees. do what you like to them, invariably they are too lazy to trouble themselves with any sort of action or reaction.

New Zealand Clothing Crisis

hey everyone


well, when i asked the fine people (that we know) in New Zealand if there was anything we could send for them with Grandma, i had some ideas as to what they might ask for. Gillian would be likely to ask for several bizarre incarnations of Aero chocolates, and there could be little doubt that Grant would probably want some Eau De Shepherd aftershave for those times when he went out and about. alone. near the sheep.

Surprisingly, however, the request was for clothes for everyone. now, i am not sure what kind of clothing they wear in New Zealand, if any, but we were happy to oblige!

first off, here's young Daniel in a fine check shirt that i found for him, along with Katie peeking in, showing off an ace Disney Princess shirt that we found!





it seems that this shirt for Daniel was quite well taken to by all. i am not sure Gillian would be all that impressed if she learned of me selecting it as it looks a bit like one that John Squire wore whilst in The Stone Roses, but never mind.

speaking of Gillian, i found some smart "Little Miss" t-shirts from the Mr Men series. delighted to hear and see that she likes them!





i sent some quality clothing for Grant too, but alas no pictures have been received of him wearing them. perhaps he is saving his new shirts for a special appointment. out in the fields. alone. with the sheep.

moving on from that, it would appear that word has reached New Zealand of the custom and ritual of Halloween! here's Daniel looking really, really smart in a little vampire outfit!





not too sure about that scratch on the cheek, Daniel - did you take being a vampire a bit too much to heart and try and feed on someone??

i am sure you noticed Katie in the background in her excellent outfit, here's a better look!





i am delighted, as mentioned, that all are happy with the clothes. ahem, Gillian, if it's the case that you wanted all the clothes because usually people walk the streets without them, please send pictures! just not of Grant, thanks!

well, i have quite a few pics of New Zealand at the moment, so expect some more stories to be posted here just now!!


be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count Jamesula

hey everyone

sorry, that was the best title i could come up with!!

it was of course the fabled date of Halloween yesterday, and James had a very smart Dracula outfit from England. we were a bit concerned as to if he would wear it or not, he does get picky when asked to wear something specific. however, once he clocked that the cape with it was quite a bit like the one Batman wears, he was rather keen to get it on as soon as possible!







sorry that these pics are not the best, they all came out a bit blurry for some reason. partially because of a lack of skill from me i suppose, but mostly because he took a shine to running around, flapping like a bat!





my chum Spiros, fresh from his jolly boys' adventures in central Africa, Linda and Robbie arranged a great Halloween party. sorry, most of the pics taken then were rather late at night, and the special night settings on a Sony Cybershot camera are not quite as special as Sony would have you believe.





still, you can take my word for it, James had a great time. he was particularly enamoured with this idea of knocking on doors, saying "trick or treat" and being given stacks of sweets! for personal reasons, ones that i am not going to go into and ones that you do not want to hear of anyway, Spiros tends to keep a bouncy castle on what he calls "his Estate". thankfully Spiros and his chums left it alone long enough for James and all the other children to play on it as intended!




i hope that whatever you did for Halloween was just as much fun!!!!


be spooky to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!