Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Elvis in China - The Dossier To Date

an alarming amount of evidence is available to the world to indicate that Elvis Presley is in China. Here is the information thus far :

* there are many Peanut Butter Manufacturers operating in China at present, producing several million tonnes of peanut butter a day. why would they do this if not to meet the needs of both export demand and a significant internal demand?

* there are a mind blowing 600 KFC restaurants in China, all serving breakfast. why would there be so many required if not because of Elvis making extensive trips around China, thus needing a number of options at different strategic locations for breakfast?

* there are Cadillac dealerships and Cadillacs built in China. why would they need this in China if not to keep up with the demand for them that Elvis is known to have?


* the internet is available in China (probably). why would China need the internet if not to allow Elvis to keep up to date with the rest of the world?

i do not see how any of these conclusions could be questioned or debated. Elvis is there, accept it as fact.

1 comment:

Dana said...

Actually, he's not in China itself. He is in Hong Kong. I saw him busking in the streets of Wan Chai about 12 years ago.