while shaking in fright

hello

i am uncertain if it is accurate or laughably incorrect to suggest i am presently enjoying something of a thing known as a mid-life crisis. should my face value understanding of the term be true then it is patently wrong, look you see, for there is no possible way that i have as much time left on this planet that equals the time spent. except, of course, according to science i am indeed immortal. but then, also, it is quite plausible that this "mid-life" crisis has been going on for a while, that it is indeed a big central chunk of years. getting another decade, give or take, out of this would be as much of a triumph as failure.

so, with that, that's how i have reconciled (or come to terms) with going on an absolute bender and purchasing an amount of lynx deodorant what is as excessive as it is unknown. how much, exactly? well, more than one tin, and certainly further than two. but not so many as four, five or higher. just three. 

for a few years now i have sort of "settled" into just the one type of lynx (or axe, in some corners of the world), that "gold" one, which is something something vanilla, something something a form of wood. i have stuck with it because an aunt (no, the other one) said that she particularly liked it, which was good enough for me to say well, fine, that shall do. mostly, generally,i would feel no wish or reason to move away from it, but then this happened, didn't it. 

no, i have (at time of writing) no idea what these smell like, or what the scent off of them is like. and further, certainly, no, i did not buy them all at once. well, yes, on the same day, but at different shops. i was rambling around, and three (3) different shops had different types on special, or for sale, or otherwise discounted. so, i jolly well bought one of each of the blooming lot, did i not just. 

yet to come is the day that i try one of these, dear reader. well, so much is true (as truth can truly be so) at the time of writing this. confidence is there that i shall try each of these at some stage, and perhaps comment on them as and when i have done so. just a bit of reflection, or vindication, this is. 

be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!