pretty sure that the last time i gone done one of these sorts of posts i said (or suggested) that i would not do quite so many videos (discs) all at once. but, no, here we are, look you see. as the title suggests, then, it is eight (8) films what i have watched of late, with quite a few of them being "first time" watches. yes i do try to avoid watching stuff what i have already seen, but there is also (always) great comfort in familiarity.
honestly i would have thought (or taken as a given) that in this "internet era" such things as spoiler warnings were somewhat superfluous. going ahead and searching for information is quite likely to give you such. all the same, such a warning is in place for after the pic of all 8 (eight) videos.
looking at them and it is in fact only 2 (two) of this batch what i had gone done seen before. further to that, as i shall document, a couple of them (as in two) were watched purely on recommendations. no, of course, there is no particular order to these here, just as the images uploaded. and there looks like a lot for me to go through.
up first, then, is one of the ones i had seen before. if not in full. many, many years ago, so my memory gives every suggestion (at least), i can remember seeing most of Hannibal Brooks on tv one afternoon. quite likely a school holiday, with moi left in ostensible (or accidental) charge of my brother and sister. couldn't remember much beyond the basics of the plot and that we all sat engrossed, silently enjoying it, so when i saw it (the video) down the market i picked it up.
plot? Oliver "Ollie" Reed plays a British (decidedly English) prisoner of war assigned to work in a zoo. when bombs start hitting the zoo he is assigned the task of taking the elephant in his care to safety. something that gives him an accidental and unintended chance of escape. unwanted too, since he has no real wish to resume fighting.
this one, Hannibal Brooks, is very much a lovely film, and watching again revealed why there was little question of why it has resonated in memories. i appreciate modern day visions of Ollie Reed is to be aware of his impressive "hellraiser" days, so it is easy to overlook the fact of him being a remarkably gifted actor. here he delivers a genuinely engaging and affectionate performance, perhaps somewhat at odds with the kind of role one would usually associate him with. not sure why it has the 12 certificate, although i don't recall the almost nudies scene when it was on the tele (certainly i would have remembered that), but this is the oddity of a Michael Winner film suitable for all of the family. very likely the only film he ever made which could be described like that.
first of the ones i was recommended, then, or strongly urged to watch. it was suggested by a chap who(m) sold it to me for the princely sum of 5p or 10p (same provenance and maybe even picked up at the same time as Baron Munchausen), so i figured well, why not have a watch of Little Big Soldier.
it would be accurate to say i am (quite) aware of Jackie Chan. nothing against him in terms of dislike, yet also not someone i have rushed to see in anything, despite him being quite class in Cannonball Run II. being told that this was a "quite different" film for him was intriguing, being told it was a "personal project" film had me fearing the abhorrent mess of similar such films, in particular Scorsese's Gangs Of New York which was 5 minutes of Liam Neeson being excellent, 20 (or so) minutes of Daniel Day Lewis being excellent and then just north of two hours of watching watches being stolen.
mercifully this was a "personal project" which was rather worthwhile. a really decent film, this one, with Jackie Chan being a solider not keen on fighting who(m) somehow ends up capturing the leader of the enemy. a quasi "road" movie, of sorts, then, with some serious charm. not sure that i shall ever actually watch it again, but you know what, glad that i did. a very decent 90 minutes of entertainment.
controversial one coming up and i am (really) not sure i shall word this all correct. down the market i spotted a film that i was "aware" of but never saw. that would be Auschwitz by Uwe Boll. like many others it was the case that when the trailer came out i took it as being a very poor taste, awful idea of a joke, for surely no one would allow Uwe Boll to make a film on such a sensitive subject. turns out they did, but there was a "tacit" agreement amongst many in the world to pretend that they had not.
wasn't really (at all) sure what to expect with it. quite surprised, then, when it was quite a lot of interviews with young Germans to try and gauge their general understanding of what actually happened broadly in World War II and specifically in the concentration camps. also fifty or so minutes of a documentary like "drama" in which it shows the full horror of the gas chambers and the monotony of high ranking nazis having to do administration work.
for the most part i "get" why this was made, and can (genuinely) see the intentions, noble or otherwise. one of the more prominent reviews for this is that it is "Schindler's List for thick people", which, at the risk of making myself look stupid, is a little harsh. the impression Boll creates with this is of a Germany desperate to escape the truly dark shadow of its history, but needs to fully comprehend how horrific that shadow really was. i would suggest this is essential viewing for anyone who goes around saying "all of x, y and z should be killed". watch this emotionless brutality and then try, if the natural safeguards of your own mind allow it, to imagine that someone with this power decided you were the ones it should be done to.
quite by chance sees a (kind of) remaining with Germany related in the form of Strangeblood or Strange Blood, whichever is how they want it. my magpie eyes were drawn to it in a charity shop (50p) since it was clearly a German released DVD. some quick internet searches suggested that it had not been released here in the UK. i was optimistic that the "uncut edition" part of the cover meant it was something so prolifically obscene that the BBFC were having none of it, but i rather think it being more the case of it not being released here as it's somewhat rubbish.
essentially this is a dull, tired, cliched take on the subject of either "vampires" or "quasi vampires", bringing nothing new at all. some demented doctor believes he has created an organism which shall yield secretions that can heal anything, wouldn't you know he gets an infection from it and rather than be healed gets a (never really fully explained) craving for blood.
you go ahead and feel free to pick either "bad" or "mediocre" as the word to put in front of story, script, direction, acting, lighting, sound and pacing, and there's (most of) your review. even the nudies were quite a disappointment. only real credit i can give this is that some of the effects really really made me rather squeamish. as in The Substance squeamish. ultimately the best life advice i could ever give to anyone is that if chance allows you to watch Strange Blood, well, don't.
just a quick break from the actual films for the inclusion of this what turned up on one of my "social media" things somewhere. mostly this is an answer to why i still get videos (discs), why they are my preference for watching stuff.
assuming the above is accurate, that's just f*****g stupid. imaging purchasing a film, albeit in a digital format, and being told "no you didn't actually". leaving aside "piracy" and considering only "legal" variations of watching stuff, well, "streaming" and "digital purchases" makes little sense. no, that's not fair, some offer "exclusive content" and what have you. but for just regular films, or even favourite tv shows, i will stick to having the videos (discs), thanks. the "licensing agreement" is all done and dusted with the purchase, they are not deciding that no i have been sold it enough.
returning to the (ostensible) specifics of the post, then, and Top Secret! i likely have two or three copies of the video (disc) already, but spotted it once more dans le avec moi market, so picked it up. to be entirely fair, objectively this likely ranks above Airplane 2 and Naked Gun 3, but doesn't quite have the consistent genius of Airplane!, the first two Naked Gun films and Ruthless People. subjectively and the funny parts of this film remain some of the funniest things what i have ever seen.
in no way, shape or form (at all) does it feel good writing this, but looking at it again the "weakest part" of the film is, surprisingly, Val Kilmer. he remains one of my favourites, but he is treading water here. really i think the issue is that his character isn't that interesting, with the humour stemming from the side characters and arbitrary, random background things.
with a very strong warning that these two (2) videos contain scenes of "implied cattle (or bovine) abuse for the sake of laughs", yes, it was very much so that i was close to tears of laughter with these 2 (two) scenes once more, some 40 years (!) or so from the days when my brother and i absolutely hammered the pirate copy we made off of a rental video.
perhaps this is as late as it is obvious, but yes, indeed a "spoiler warning" for these two clips.
a sense of being somewhat if not sad then a trifle heartsore came with the realisation of the laughs in Top Secret! coming further apart than i had (perhaps) recalled. unlikely, then, with whatever time i have left that i shall revisit this again, but still, when funny dear me it's funny.
on, then, to the second (and final) film someone insisted i watch, with the person insisting being Spiros and the film being The Interview. inexplicably he had gotten it into his head that this one was the film declared to be the "worst ever made", but could not understand why. whilst i am not expert on such things i am pretty sure there was one out around the same time called The Room which got so slated, with this one generally getting above average reviews. further from what i can recall this is the one that saw North Korea "hack" Sony and release all sorts of documents.
basics of the plot would be that it turns out an American chat show is the favourite thing on the North Korean leader, so he agrees to be interviewed on it, and of course the powers that be in America expect the show host and producer to kill the North Korean leader.
let me once again say i don't really keep up to date with such, but i think it's the James Franco out of this that you are not supposed to watch any more as he did some naught or other. shame, i guess, as he was quite decent in this. also i now "get" Seth Rogen, as he was better in this than that hideous tripe that saw him play some sort of retard who(m) believed had invented cooking chicken.
whereas i enjoyed it perhaps it's a bit telling that the most riotously funny moments are the ludicrous fake interviews with real celebrities. in terms of comedies featuring (the not naturally humorous) politics of North Korea, well, it's no Team America World Police.
now for one that is not a Monty Python film, although for years i and many others thought it was. in my case our video (actual VHS) of Monty Python And The Holy Grail featured trailers for all their (up to then, this was pre Meaning Of Life) other films, with this included. hadn't ever seen Jabberwocky before due to how when i was 8 or 9 this looked really scary, and then as years went by i learnt that it was not a Python film but was extremely boring.
yes, alas, it is quite dull and boring, this one. hideous bad pace to it and the jokes, what limited ones there are, fail to land. considering the inspired works Terry Gilliam has delivered (be they linear or abstract) with movies like Time Bandits, Brazil, Twelve Monkeys and The Fisher King, one finds it hard to understand how he managed to make dross like this and the previously linked (above) Baron Munchausen. there's nothing in the film (at all) which suggests it was ever a good idea that just didn't work, it is sans anything salvageable. well, obvious except for the unexpected (and very welcome) full tilt lady nudies, which was a surprise (to be sure) in a PG rated film.
a very dear friend of mine (hello, Faye) holds the original Jabberwocky poem in high esteem. can't say that i am all too familiar with it at all, but surely it doesn't deserve an adaptation this bad.
final one for now, then, and (indeed) i am aware that i made some sort of vow not to watch any further really bad (as in sh!t) French films just because they promised "explicit content". that was after enduring the terminally dull Blue Is The Warmest Colour or whatever. but then i saw something called Ma Mere down the market and went, ok, sure.
true, some of the nudies are "explicit", but such is fleeting, and way too far and few between to be of any interest. what doesn't help is, and this is even by the accepted inherently poor levels of talent in the realm of French cinematography, it's all filmed really badly. really do think the world would be better if the French just stuck to doing whatever it is that they are actually good (or not bad) at. which certainly isn't making cars, films or music.
well, that's that for this round. i think i have, already, watched more videos (discs) than usual for any given year. quite likely that for the next one of these sorts of things i will plough through a few of them fancy videos (blu ray) that i have piled up. although most of them in my "to watch" pile are of course ones i have seen before.
quite the unexpectedly cosmopolitan, eclectic mix with this lot, looking at them again. far more european centric than i had anticipated my viewing habits would be, but there we go.
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