and so here we are again, look you see. more of my personal business in terms of personal hygiene, with it once again being the latest "good idea" (monstrosity) thought up by them what make the lynx deodorant, or axe deodorant depending on which part and in which corner of the world you stand. perhaps sit, as you read this, but if you want to stand up and read it, that's fine, knock yourself out.
not content with just singular scents, it would seem that lynx (axe) has now gone the path of "blended". only they don't call them blended deodorants, for that would be silly and possibly get them sued off of them what do the "blended" shampoos and that. evidently the dictionary and the creative thinking at lynx did not get as far as "fusion" for a name, so they have called the new range "collision". great, very catchy guys and girls.
there are a couple of these "collision" ones out, but the one i have been experimenting with thus far has been, and there is a clue in the title, one called "leather and cookies". not, you would think, two items or things or objects likely to have a collision, but i am not privy to either how lynx thinks of these things, or indeed for that matter what their target demographic - feral teenagers - get up to.
yes. as you can see quite, or relatively, clearly, i have given this "collision" a fair go. if you consider using three (not two and not four) cans of it as being fair. having considered the matter, i do.
a word for my English, UK or at the very least "non-USA" readers on what this "cookies" business pertains to. some research says that "cookies" are what the Americans call "biscuits". for them, and i know not why, what an actual biscuit is would be what we call "scones". and no, so far as i can tell, they do not eat their scones ("biscuits") in the proper way at all, abstaining from jam and clotted cream and instead drowning them in gravy, rounding the dish off with something called "grits".
if i take as a given that you are quite aware of what leather is, and perhaps bravely assume our friends in America have not taken it upon themselves to redefine the word, then we are left with the quandary of just why the two items embraced by lynx would "collide" and what, in their imagination, would the scent of such be.
that is indeed me, or i, in a room full of mirrors, resplendent in some lynx collision leather and cookies deodorant. although two ladies did speak to me in a most civil, splendid and favorably friendly and polite way prior to me entering this room full of mirrors, i did not find myself any more or less attractive than would be normal. with this being the case, the sole purpose of lynx - it being, as far as i can tell, for feral teenagers to attract each other for the engagement of sexual exploits and experimentation which comes with you - has not especially been tested properly. sorry.
what does it smell of? nothing, in particular. it does not come across as being particularly leathery, and no it does not have a scent of biscuits or "cookies" or scones either. just a bland presence, really. maybe that is the point, you know. they have gone to all this trouble to "collide" leather and "cookies" to show the world that it really is not worth the effort of doing. should that be so, then may we all learn from this confusing experiment.
not content with mixing (colliding, sorry) leather and cookies, they have gone and arsed around with the spray button. gone, now, is the wide one with the square, replaced as you can see with a much thinner one with an "x" in it. this displeases me a considerable amount, the experience and ease of beautifying oneself with the spray is no longer enjoyable.
do i regret rushing off and purchasing not two, not four, but three tins of this? absolutely. it was hasty for me to do so without trying it first. no further ones shall be purchased, that i can assure you. so take as good a look as you wish at the next picture, for it shall be the last i post of this wretched stuff here.
if for some reason you have read this far then i can only conclude you are interested in what i have to say on the subject of lynx (axe) deodorant. for your further satisfaction, then, here are a few posts from days gone by.....
lynx apollo (kind of)
lynx gold something something
lynx you anthony joshua
lynx you
lynx black night (easily their best one)
lynx cool metal (with video)
lynx final edition
no, i am not endorsed or sponsored by lynx, despite my accidental status as some sort of "social media influencer". as point of fact, looking at some of my observations, i dare say that they would prefer it for me to cease using their products.
be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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