and so why not, look you see. the title of this post probably tells you all that you need to know, but for the sake of clarity, yes. this post is, or will indeed be, a jolly adventure into the world of fancy, posh international cigarettes, with such a journey made possible by the generosity of Spiros.
once more, then, Spiros, as the greatest legal mind of his generation, has been on his travels. well, his very costly services are in ever greater demand, what with the right royal mess we have made of our world. during the course of such travels he is most kind in getting me some cigarettes, or if you like fags, on the cheap. whereas he is not a smoker himself as such he knows that the cost of them here in England is crippling, and so he likes to help his amigo out when he can.
in this instance, it's a rather posh and fancy sounding brand he has found me off of Greece. cigarettes which, he assures me, are usually smoked only by Greek hard men, hence their name, Eva.
regular readers familiar with the exploits of Spiros as documented here will need no clarification. for those all quite new to this, however, as well as being the greatest legal mind of his generation, Spiros is also quite the hard man. he routinely fights London black cab drivers, and is also proficient in all that smart martial arts and kung fu business what looks boss in films.
in terms of this, Spiros assures me that "Eva" does indeed translate as "hard man" in Greece. another thing he is famous for is, of course, making short term but mutually beneficial friendships with gentlemen, be it in public lavatories, YCMA establishments or similar. anyway, recently he made a sort of multi variant of that. some gentlemen called Kristo, Demetrius, Nicos and most interestingly Belen kept calling Spiros "beautiful Eva", "pretty Eva" and so forth during a recent short term gang friendship, presumably in a rather spacious public convenience. from this Spiros has concluded that "Eva" must translate as "hard man", for at the time of calling him this they were admiring his muscles, and physical skills.
yes, when i saw these Eva fags, i was very much of a "Spiros, are you sure, bru" mind. i am, for my sins, quite well versed and knowledgeable about cigarettes, and to my mind these ones do look quite feminine and intended for the ladies.
but, no. Spiros reckons the appearance is misleading, and they really are smart. in his view i should go out and about as much as possible smoking these, as he reckons people will all of a sudden look at me with a sense of awe and wonder.
you know, looking at that picture above, the little, quaint and cute purple heart they've made out of the "v" in Eva is lovely touch. nothing about it, however, to my mind suggests "butch" or "macho" or "this is intended for men to smoke".
any recent pictures of Spiros, you ask? why, yes. he did have momentary reason to send one on to me. here, have a look as he, whilst presumably taking a break from being the greatest legal mind of his generation, extracts the pleasures of the turtle.
no, i have absolutely no idea who took that picture for him. i would like to think, from his recent batch of short term friendships, that it was Demetrius, as he sounds like a lens man. but, the Spiros entourage is understandably large.
how do these Eva perform as cigarettes? well, quite like all them other long, thin Greek fags what Spiros has picked me up over the years. there's a hint of musk to them, and very little hint of things like tar, nicotine and all that other class stuff one would normally expect to encounter with a cigarette.
but, you know, cheap or gifted fags are always welcome. and when you add to that the fact that Spiros says i will look most smart walking around smoking these, it is all win.
indeed, yes, i thought to get into the spirit of things i would pick up some baklava to eat as i enjoyed smoking these macho greek fags. should you have never ever tasted the baklava, i would encourage you to do so. once you've had some, you can kind of understand why the Greek economy keeps tanking, and why so little gets done in Greece. it's absolutely awesome, and if it were your national dish, you would also just sit around by the coast of the Aegean eating it rather than work or other such nonsense.
right, well, anyway. hopefully, as ever, this has all been of some use for some reason to someone, anyone out there reading this. if not cigarette or Spiros fans, well then maybe economics students.
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