well, this is awkward. i have, look you see, elected to bow to some pressure from certain corners and do a post what is called "erotic night", or variation thereof. to do this strikes me as somewhat tricky, for i am committed to ensuring that all which appears on this blog is, for the most part, suitable for all ages.
just what, exactly, should feature in an "erotic night" blog post? well, Spiros. much of the impetus for this post, on today of all days, stems from him. and what exactly could be more erotic night in nature on a blog post called erotic night than Spiros in a t-shirt what features him off of Knight Rider and several key Sharknado documentaries?
indeed, yes, that is Spiros taking a "selfie" with an exclusive phone that not even Mr & Mrs Kim Kardassian or whatever they are call can afford one. and no, they haven't been given one as the particular brand in question has no wish to be associated with them. but, like most serious, professional and the best of concerns, they do want to be associated with Spiros and they do, from a legal perspective, want to be well within the right side of his vast powers and influence.
also, unless i am very much mistaken, that is indeed a Rocky style robe what Spiros has beautified himself with by wearing. whilst Spiros is normally more at home with the grappling, the grabbing and the hands on ways of wrestling, he does enjoy boxing from time to time.
some news of an erotic night nature which has greatly pleased Spiros of late affects, and this shall come as no surprise to those of you who have followed his exploits here over the years, public restroom facilities for the gentlemen.
Spiros is, of course, passionate and enthusiastic about making short term yet mutually beneficial friendships with other men. it is quite common for him to hang around in public restrooms in pursuit of this, as his vast experience has taught him that this is where gentlemen of a similar frame of mind congregate to make such friendships.
a barrier to this, of late, has been the unwarranted and prohibitive cost of using certain public restroom facilities. now that i think, surely imposing a charge means they are no longer public, but i am not so good on the legal stuff like what Spiros is. paying to meet gentlemen has always been something Spiros got upset about, as he reckons it cheapened the intimacy of the friendship, as short term as it was.
now, or perhaps as of 2019, maybe, such upsetting costs shall be no more. apparently the lavatories of London train stations shall once again be a free for all, with men free to come and go as they so please, even if just to hang around in order to meet a chap or two.
yes, that video above is indeed Uncle Colin, making a most smart Uncle Buck style pancake back on pancake day, which was February, probably. no, i suppose it doesn't really belong on an "erotic night" blog post, but there you go, i have added it now.
the only mildly "erotic night" link to pancakes i can think of is the mythological, urban legend art of "pancaking". no one is certain if it is true or not, but the tale is what one - a gentleman - does to engage in this is go up to a posh restaurant, loosen one's trousers, squash their gentlemen bits up against the window and then knock on the glass, so all patrons may see.
a further rumour i have heard in respect of the above is that there was a very famous practitioner of this means of entertaining yourself and others, presumably during summer months. as i cannot substantiate or verify it is true, i shall not name the celebrity. so, with that in mind, let the record show that i did not mention the singer out of the band Simply Red.
surely, yes, the above is 100% erotic, or erotica, is it not? with some formidable kindness Spiros posted the above to me recently, and indeed forwarded me coins of money to secure it was delivered. he got a little excited about sending it, to be sure, and so neglected to place a stamp on it prior to posting.
it is, i believe, the Commodore 64 style of the image which makes it so erotic - erotica maximus - but the pose struck by Spiros and i certainly helps. this will be somewhere in the region of 20 years ago; actually possibly closer to 22 or 23. 25, even,. maybe.
to be perfectly honest i cannot recall where or when we decided that it would be a good idea to record our fondness for each other, but we did. also, i believe, it remains a good idea. that said, for me it has not led to a life of seeking short term yet mutually beneficial friendships with other members of the gentry.
as we are on an "erotic night" blog post, now is as good a time as any to give you the very latest from my Babe 2018 calendar, what cost £1 off of Poundland. many of you, i know, like to live the days of any year with regards to the conventions of my choice of calendar in a decidedly vicariously way, so here you are.
many of you are, in fairness, probably not wondering what Spiros dines on these days. it would be taken as a given than, for the most part, his rich clients feed him posh things, such as caviar, fried swan and so forth. surprisingly, though, a lower cost food at a bargain price has really taken his fancy.
yes, look you see, faggots. this traditional Welsh dish, comprised of offal and unspecified off-cuts, has really excited him of late. this is, at the least, what i assume he dines on. when i tried to speak to him earlier in the week he informed me that he could not speak as he had some juicy, succulent big faggot in his mouth. man, he must really like the stuff, as this i was told on several instances of trying to call him.
would you like to see that badge like image of Spiros and i celebrating our most distinctly long term friendship again, but this time not in Commodore 64 mode? let me assume you have said yes.
for some strange and peculiar reason Spiros feared that i would not share the above image here. no, i cannot think why i would not. this is a perfectly natural and quite beautiful expression of bromance, taken so very long before the phrase was coined. maybe the person who came up with that term saw this image, and was inspired to do so as a consequence.
well, there you have it. enough erotica for one, post, i believe, to keep you all going for a bit.
be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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