Friday, August 15, 2008

snake

hey there

about a week or so before we went on holiday, James had a very special visitor at school. the snake lady came, and had all sorts of (presumably reasonably safe snakes for the children to see and touch





the teachers at the school said that a number of the children, whilst not scared, were reasonably apprehensive about approaching or touching the snakes. not our James, of course, who loved them!!


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an afternoon nap

hey there

well, after running wild with James every day on holiday, it seemed like a wise idea to catch forty winks on an afternoon to try and get some energy for later. James seemed to agree with the idea!





note the ball blanket, it was once upon a time mine when i was James' age, but now i have to have done something spectacular to be in his good books enough to so much as touch it.





pleasant dreams!!!



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Crocodiles

hey everyone

well, with his love of dinosaurs and snakes in general, there was always a good chance that James would take something of a shine to the site of crocodiles too. whilst on holiday, then, we took a trip down to the crocodile park (farm? zoo? reserve?) to see how he would get on with them. as it turns out, he got on just fine with them! well, as fine as we would let him, really. i think James would have loved to get in and touch them, but we didn't think that would be a particularly good idea.





James was rather taken with how the crocodiles behaved. he seemed particularly impressed with the way that they swam around, and then climbed up on top of the nearest crocodile to have a nice snooze when they were done with that.





that said, i don't think that the crocodiles did as much running about as James would have liked. they certainly did not sing any of the songs that he hoped they would, but in time we shall explain that the animals in the real world seldom, if ever, behave quite the same way as they do in those magnificent Disney films.





now, say hello to Footloose, the second biggest nile crocodile in captivity. he's rather big as you can see, and would appear to have his name as, in the immortal words of Peter Cook, he seems to have "one leg too few". missing leg not pictured, by the way!!





many thanks to the "regular" sized crocodiles for hanging around to show just how big Footloose happens to be!!

now then, the biggest nile crocodile in captivity is a right charmer called Arnie. the chap who told us all about him seemed to have a rather healthy level of fear and respect for Arnie, which is something i would suggest one show in equal measure when facing him!





and here's a regular, name free crocodile that Michele took a fantastic picture of. if it were an alligator, i would have course taken him home and named him Elvis.





and, speaking of taking them home, i dare say it occurred to James to ponder the idea of taking one of the many (and i do mean many) baby crocodiles that were there!

here's just one picture of the babies hanging around. trust me, i have dozens more and you never see the same baby croc twice!!





as much as James would most likely love having a baby crocodile at home, i somehow doubt that our bath would be able to contain it for much more than a couple of weeks (a month at best), and i dare say that it and the cats would not get on at all well!!


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Swimming at Sun City

hey there

well, we did manage to find some open pools at Sun City in the end! the magnificent Valley of the Waves was open, albeit with some rather cold water temperatures!!

James sort of went into the water, but then very much left it to announce just how cold it was. 12 degrees centigrade i believe was the estimate on one of the boards up in the area. one of the few boards up in Sun City not mentioning maintenance or apologies, may i add. again.





you will notice the class (and expensive) Batman bucket and spade set James has in his hands! it is rather smart, and James had lots of fun making sand castles with Mummy!

going back to how cold the water was, i am reminded of a passage in Mr Marlon Brando's excellent memoir, Songs My Mother Taught Me. he makes a reference to something shriveling to the size of a peanut on one particular film set; if i am not mistaken it would be the infamous Last Tango. well, i know what he meant, and believe me, in neither his case nor mine was it with reference to the stomach....





outside of the water, James rather loved running about the Adventure Island, for that is its name. it is a most splendid and, i believe, new area for the kids not quite big enough to play in the "big water" to go into.






well, when i say James enjoyed running around Adventure Island, he was rather more enamored with the idea of Daddy carrying him up and down all the steps and slides it had on it.





if i recall correctly, the little lady above was called Athena. she and James became good friends, until Athena had wild ideas of going up and down steps without being carried and things like that.





above and below are pictures of James and i at the top of the two main things to climb on Adventure Island - the mountain on the island (above) and the castle next to it, featuring a rather nifty slide (below).

both had rather steep and narrow steps for Daddy to try and navigate, but we got there in the end!!





the water areas of Adventure Island are not all that big, and i can't see it being that much effort for them to arrange for them to be heated or warmed a bit, in particular with their great expressed interest in masses of maintenance work. hopefully it is warmer the next time we go!!


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"we apologise for any inconvenience caused"

hey everyone


well, we are all back in town, somewhat exhausted, after a most excellent week at Sun City. we went up to celebrate our 5th wedding anniversary, and to let James run wild. we did both, and in the case of the latter to excess really!!


we had a fantastic time, but it all too often felt that the management of Sun City wanted to try and stop us doing that. for some inexplicable reason, many areas were closed down for "unannounced" and certainly unplanned maintenance. here's a mere two of the twenty or so signs we saw as we walked around!





this one above was particularly annoying, really. it was a great heated pool near where we were staying, and it was a major disappointment for us all that it was closed. as the temperature of all the pools which were open (Cascades closed too!!) was a touch colder than what you would find in a standard freezer, it did put a dampener on events. oh well, we managed to swim a bit as some pictures to follow will show!!

they also deemed it necessary to close the "bridge of time" down for the whole week too. or perhaps longer, the sign for this one isn't quite as specific





rather odd, all that happens on it is that it shakes a bit, smoke comes out of some mock fireplaces and you hear some animal noises. i am neither deft nor skilled in the ways of modern mechanics, but if the bridge isn't falling over, i am not at all sure what could take them so long to do "maintenance" on that!!





anyway, pictures of places at Sun City that were open to follow soon!!


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Thursday, August 07, 2008

James and Lyla

hey there

you may recall that last week (i think) i mentioned that there were some pictures of James' recent visit to Grandma, but they were actual proper pictures and not scanned ones. well, they have been developed, and i have had a bash at scanning some of them!

and just what does James get up to when he visits Grandma? housework, it seems. something that he does not do at home, might i add!!





Grandma very wisely deflected any questions about setting James to work in the kitchen by stating upfront that James goes through about a bottle of dishwashing liquid on each visit!

an added bonus for his recent visit was Lyla being there - here's a pic of them surveying all the beautiful and elegant plants and flowers in the garden!





nice one, it all looks rather impressive, and the two of them look suitably impressed!

oh dear, i think the pics are a touch blurry! either the disposable camera wasn't that great, or my hit and hope approach to scanning them was not all that it could have been on the hope side of things!

and then, after a tour of the garden, time for a nice sit down!!





it's always great to catch pictures of the two of them like this. usually such times only arrive after 2 or 3 hours of territory marking, where they grab everything they can find in the house and declare it to be theirs ("mine!" "MINE!" "MINE MINE MINE!!!"), but after that they soon get on fine!





anyway, not too sure if there will be all that many updates for the next week or so. i shall do my best, but can promise nothing. i don't feel too bad about that (if i don't do some updates) in the light of all the ones today!!!



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our friends in the North

hey again

a final (for now!) batch of pictures from the North East to have a look at!!

i am delighted to see that Dad was able to call in and see our friend Bobby, and equally delighted to see that Bobby is looking fine and well at the moment!





and here's a picture of Bobby on the phone. i would not be at all surprised to learn that he's busy speaking to Barrie, who will no doubt have a short list of one or two (hundred) items he would very much like my Dad to bring back for him!!





a treat for fans of Trevor's bizarre advice column on the interwebnet and his unusual updates, here is Uncle Trevor!! looks like Christopher is wearing an excellent shirt in the picture!

this one was taken in Gran H's home, but no picture of Gran herself has been sent through yet!




if any of you for some reason are curious as to what a McDonald's in an unspecified location in the North East of England looks like, here you go!





it looks rather much like the McD's on sale there are pretty much the same as anywhere else in the world. that would be the idea of the place, i guess!!

McDonald's is all very well and good, but it's not what i would particularly have for dinner up in that part of the world.

what would i have? Gran's Yorkshire Puddings, of course!





there's nothing i can add to the perfection of that picture!!!


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further sights of the North East

hello again

well, it wasn't all cod and Whitby for my Dad in visiting the North East, he had some verk to do too. it wasn't work that prevented him from taking our cousins, Christopher and Andrew, along with him, mind! off they went to go and visit some of the places of interest (to the three of them at least). would that be museums and places of historical interest? not likely and not really!


now, the only reason people usually visit here is to collect three points, but it looks like they all enjoyed having a gander at the place anyway!!





there's a good reason why the boys have their jackets zipped up, but you will see that in a later picture! do by all means give a call to the number listed on the picture below - if you are lucky, the manager is in town and i would imagine he is well worth meeting!





and then it was on to that other lot, the ones that Richard for some reason decides to follow. careful Dad, i know it's but a cut out of him, but even just touching that might lead to him falling over and being injured again, so sensitive is he. hee hee hee!!!!





right, now you are talking!! of their tour, this is easily the most beautiful place they will have seen!





i guess now you can see why the jackets were zipped up in the other places they visited!

looking at the classic Middlesbrough grey summer skylines i think Dad was rather brave wearing shorts on this trip around, but there you go!!





much like Saltburn and Whitby, the above looks like it was all a grand day out!!!



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the birthday visitor

hello again

one of the best parts of Dad's trip was that he was able to call in at Great Ayton, the village shall forever be home for us, and see Gran for her 80th birthday. quite a bonus for the trip!!

here's Gran and Gramps outside their home. note the rather impressive flower display - i know the gardener that tends to them, and believe me, he is one of the best in the business. yes, Gramps, if you by some chance are reading this, that would be a reference to you!!





well, what to have for a birthday lunch? not much debate with our old corner of the world really - food does not come finer than cod and chips!





and if Michele was not made jealous by the sight of cod and chips for lunch (something we sadly cannot get here, it's all hake and various exotic types), images of Whitby have probably got her thinking that it could soon be time for a visit over there!





and why not? Whitby is a magnificent place, despite the summer weather being suggested at in the clothes being worn! hey, we went in December once and had a fantastic time!

on that note, one of the things you do in Whitby is walk the 99 steps up to the old Abbey. that in itself is terrific, but Dad's taken a picture of the place at the foot of the steps, an equally terrific place to visit.....





by, you can get one of the finest pints you have ever had in the place pictured above!!!

belated happy birthday, Gran!! it looks like a day that was both busy and brilliant!

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any sight of Crockett or Elvis?

hey everyone

Dad's been sending pictures from his current trip around the world, including some from Miami! now, most readers of this site will know that i have a healthy passion for a TV show set there, perhaps the best TV show of all time. well, one of them.

let's have a close look at the picture here of Biscayne Bay...





hmn, well, no immediate evidence of Crockett being docked there, and certainly no sign of an alligator called Elvis sat on one of the yachts! oh well, perhaps they were busy that day cruising the waterways?

best we have a look at a wider view, then, see if they are there....





nope, doesn't look like it. i think this is probably why Michele would never ever endorse a long holiday in the Miami area for us. i would want to spend the whole time in a white linen suit with the sleeves rolled up, looking around for the great ones! she can't talk too much, mind - Michele would want to spend her time looking for Horatio from that other tv show which is, to say the least, considerably lesser in cultural and artistic merit from the great Miami Vice.

anyway, this Biscayne Bay place looks rather smart!!!





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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Daniel eating, Lyla drilling.....

hey everyone

well, there has been a veritable tirade of pictures from New Zealand of late. thanks very much, greatly appreciated!!

it seems that young Daniel quite likes eating! i am led to believe that Daniel not only finishes all of his own meals (a trick we haven't quite got James to do), but he is rather happy to go around to everyone else and take from them whatever they don't wish to eat!





this is a sign of Grant being heavily involved in parenting, quite frankly. as Gillian, and all who have had the distinct honour of being seated in a dining arrangement with Grant will know, the man can demolish any amount of food presented and go back for more! nice one Grant, i look forward to news of chronic food shortages hitting the country before long!


Middleburg (or is it Middelburg?) have not been shy in regards of all things photographic either, and Erika has been playing nicely with the photo editing toys on her computer! here's the delightful Lyla with her excellent looking new toy, a rather impressive tool box!





James and Lyla were playing together over the weekend, but the tool box was (wisely) not made available to them. neither was the digital camera, so there's no pictures as such as of yet. i think Grandma used an "old school" film camera, so perhaps some pics will turn up one of these days, depending on how that whole developing business works in 2008!

anyway, here's another picture of Lyla with her tool box, clearly looking reading to head off and drill or saw away at something. anything.....





well, that's just about it from this side for today! hope the weekend was and is fun for you wherever you may be right now!!!!


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Saturday, August 02, 2008

the class vending machine at the bathroom near the cinema in Montecasino

we went to go and see The Dark Knight at the rather impressive Montecasino place here in Johannesburg. now, as the main suggests, it's pretty much geared towards being a casino, but it is also a rather smart entertainment centre. the cinema we went to was certainly class, and full worthy of the name "Il Grande".

i was intrigued, however, by a vending machine outside of the bathrooms near the cinema, and i felt the need to discuss it here.

the vending machine offered a rather interesting range of products - if i recall correctly, contraceptives, stomach antacids (well, what kind of antacids would you want?), headache tablets and sanitary products.

the interesting part is that you put your money in first (a mere R2), and then select your product. there is a warning at the top of the machine, which reads if after you have pressed the button a Sold Out sign appears, please select another product. now this has me somewhat stumped, really.

think about it - under what circumstances could you see yourself needing to purchase a contraceptive, trying to do so, find that they don't have and thus opt for either a sanitary product or headache remedy instead? as voyeuristic as it might be, i must say i would be curious to see if anyone was ever confronted with that sort of dilemma to find out what "Plan B" was and how they got to that conclusion.

anyone out there care to give a rational explanation as to what they would buy from that range if their first choice was not available??



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The Dark Knight



the large amount of box office dollars raked in by The Dark Knight in the three weeks it has been in cinemas around the world would suggest that very few reviews or comments need to be added at this stage, really. that said, however, as i have been following the making of it for a year or so, i might as well give one final (possibly large) post to the subject, especially as i have now seen it!

for a spoiler free experience, read only these bits between the landscape posters, really. everything after that might contain stuff you would rather not know if you are one of those who have yet to get around to watching it.

the best way i can think of to go spoiler free here is to give short answers to general, broad questions. here we go!

is it any good? yes.

is it the masterpiece that all claim? well, it's as good as all other Christopher Nolan films, which are of a formidable, high standard.

is it really 150 minutes long? oh yes. go to the bathroom before the film starts, and take a coke or something to drink.

family viewing? no, no, NO!!! this film has high age certificates around the world for good reasons.

Oscar for Heath? well, he would be on a shortlist at least, but as we are still a few months off from the studios releasing their Oscar contenders, too tough to call. more in the spoiler section!

right, consider the rest of this post as having *** POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD ***




a number of reviews have compared The Dark Knight to the two kings of sequels, The Empire Strikes Back and The Godfather Part II. they are right to do so, although few bother to explain why. let me have a bash at it.

the premise, and many would say the key to success, of both The Empire Strikes Back and Godfather Part II was that good which had won a battle against evil (broadly in the latter) had not done quite enough to win the war, and evil returned stronger in this installment to remind them of that. or, if you will, good guys lose. in Empire, the evil forces had their main source of destruction (the 'Death Star') removed, but they still had the will to conquer and command. in Godfather Part II, Michael Corleone wished to become legitimate, but the trappings of power and those not quite prepared to forgive and forget led to further, if not ultimate, corruption of the character. this latter interpretation is best if you, rather wisely, pretend that Part III was all a bad dream and does not exist.

this would be pretty much the trend followed by the makers of The Dark Knight. it all starts off rather well - Gotham is now a city which has been given a light of hope in the form of a mysterious vigilante of the name Batman. he had removed the most formidable mob boss in the city, has inspired others, in particular a public servant called Harvey Dent, to fight for and win back the city. the other organized crime gangs lurked still, certainly, but their money supply was just about to be cut off for good thanks to the solid work conducted by Batman and his one trusted man in the corrupt Gotham police force, Jim Gordon, and they were effectively running scared.

and then, as a peaceful existence is considering descending across the city, a rouge, fearless criminal, known only as The Joker, turns up to take advantage of criminals who live with a slight sense of fear and citizens who live with a slight sense of hope.


the above synopsis is played out across two and a half hours of breathtaking, visually stunning movie entertainment. just forget all this "is it a super hero, comic book, graphic novel" type nonsense and debate doing the rounds on the interwebnet these days. it probably is all three to fans of all three genres, but in the end all that matters is that it is a damn good morality play with the lines of good and evil being distinctly blurred.

The promo line on the posters, welcome to a world without rules, is a touch inaccurate. the world of The Dark Knight is one where expectations are turned on their head for little reason beyond amusement, where there are indeed rules, but so few try to uphold them that it becomes easy for those who discard them with passion to convince others to do the same. in fact, mindful of the conclusion of the film, it is a world where rules do exist, and have to be enforced and respected for the greater good, no matter how noble those who suffer from them may be.

as with any film adaptation of this nature, there is the great risk of it all going wrong. The Dark Knight could have so easily taken itself a bit too seriously and made a mess of it (Ang Lee's awful Hulk, the disappointing Spiderman 3), just as it could have been a bit too relaxed with assuming the audience would quite happy watch whatever they lazily did with familiar characters (Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull).

neither of those scenarios or worse happens, thanks mainly to the audacious talent Christopher Nolan has been blessed with. he is a gifted filmmaker of note (Memento, Batman Begins, The Prestige, Insomnia - where's the bad film?), and must have had quite a battle to get his distinctly mature vision of what this film should be accepted to be financed as the studio's box office hope for the year.

this talent and vision must have helped him in attracting the grade A cast for the project, not to mention the great performances he extracted from them. one in particular, of course, has been the subject of conversation for 7 or so months now. it's all to easy to forget how, when the actor playing The Joker was announced, many, myself included, balked and thought it was a mistake or some kind of practical joke.....

OK, the Heath Ledger factor. Heath's sad departure from our world made this final performance all the more likely to receive a warm reception, to the point where after the first screening of the film there were demands to give him an acting Oscar for it straight away.

Heath Ledger's performance as the deranged, schizophrenic and ultimately irresistible Joker is indeed formidable, and well worthy of the praise and applause given. His performance is as eccentric as it is exceptional, and pretty much as a consequence of it his character tends to dominate the film despite limited on-screen presence, rather reminiscent of Brando in The Godfather.

so, should he get the Oscar? Heath Ledger's performance as The Joker is just as good as Anthony Hopkins in the silence of the lambs, Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects and, dare I say it, Gene Hackman in Unforgiven. i have thought long and hard for a reason why Heath should not get some recognition for his part in this film, and there is none that comes to my mind. if his performance is not awarded at the next Oscar ceremony, then it can only be because one hell of a performance by someone else is locked away in a studio somewhere, awaiting release towards the end of the year.


that said, the real character of interest for me was that of Harvey Dent, played magnificently by Aaron Eckhart. the rise and fall of this character is the real arc of the film. all faith is placed into him as a symbol of hope by those that wish to reclaim Gotham from evil, to the extent that when his fall from grace comes, some sacrifice themselves to maintain the illusion that he is the saviour of the city, the "white knight" if you will.

it's a bit of a shame that Aaron Eckhart's fine, restrained performance is radically overshadowed by Heath Ledger, really. hopefully as time goes by and the film gets reappraised, the majority will notice Aaron's work here and give him a great deal of credit for it. i would imagine, and indeed hope, that some seriously quality scripts will be landing on his desk going forward from this; i will be actively looking out for his next screen appearance.

as for the rest of the cast, well, like Aaron, poor old Christian Bale tends to get forgotten about. how good is he? very. he has the Bruce Wayne / Batman split personified. there's a moment where he is just plain old Bruce Wayne, with no particular hidden Batman agenda, and you for a moment forget it's the same actor. that's a neat trick. the bad guy tends to be the more interest part and character in a film, sure, but when you have a complex good guy who may be somewhat ambiguous in regards of the high moral ground it's just as fascinating.

as for the remainder of the cast, Sir Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman are not there as mere token, established actors giving a bit of credibility. they have minor roles, true, but they don't just tread water or go through the motions. and as for Gary Oldman, well, what do you want from me? yet again he does not disappoint with another sterling acting job. the subtle work he does as Jim Gordon, the straight, morally upright face of order that accepts rules tend to have to bend for the greater good perhaps contributes the most to the convincing manner in which the whole tale is constructed. if for some bizarre reason the film were to be focused on the character of Jim Gordon as played by Gary Oldman, i dare say that it would do for police recruitment what Top Gun did for Navy recruitment in the 80's.

i would like to stress again that this film is not for the young. whereas the violence and graphic detail onscreen is somewhat restrained, the psychological elements are dark and disturbing. as you know i don't buy in to this idea of film in specific or the "arts" in general causing or inspiring violent acts, but i do very much believe that they can leave some profound marks on a mind; that's the whole point. The Dark Knight certainly achieves this, and should not be watched by anyone who has yet to reach their early teen years at the least.

with all of four months of 2008 left, The Dark Knight currently sits comfortably as the best film of the year, or at least as an equal to the magnificent Wall-E, but for somewhat obvious and rather different reasons. i can't say anything more than go see it and, if for some reason you have reservations about doing so, let them go and watch it anyway.



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Friday, August 01, 2008

The New T-800

well, this is not the usual kind of picture i would post here, but believe me it is the most suitable to show you who will be playing the T-800 in 2009's awesome looking Terminator Salvation!!

Roland Kickinger, for that is his name, will take over the iconic role which we all associate with Arnie. on the one side, it will be tough to see anyone but Arnie in the role, but on the other i say again that the excellent Sarah Connor Chronicles shows that Terminator can survive and succeed without the great Austrian politician.

the focus is all pretty much going to be on Christian Bale as John Connor for this one, you would think. that said, if this fella playing the T-800 can kickstart a career from this role (pretty much like Arnie did, with all due respect to Conan earlier in his career), then nice one, so much the better.

as for movie nerd's comment on Arnie maybe showing his face in the film, well, that might be cool, but it might also distract from the cast that they have? anyway, the last i heard was that Arnie, who "sort of" announced a retirement from movies, is making a comeback of sorts, but i believe only as far as an appearance in a Stallone movie?!?!


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