there's absolutely no chance of me going back (rather than forward) and checking this, but still i would be pretty sure i made some claim somewhere of intending to engage no further in deodorant experimentation. by that i mean trying different fragrances, look you see, and not any sort of unconventional use for this product. well, here we are, me doing another one.
an unusual departure, or venture, this one is. for me at least. it goes beyond just departing from my comfort zone of the "gold" lynx one right into the realm of a "nostalgia" or revival (on limited edition for marketing purposes) of one that i can't recall at all. so far as i was aware the only uses of "java" were a type of coffee and some computer program language. yet someone out there probably remembers it. so here we are.
i would ask if it's even possible to get nostalgic for a specific deodorant, but yes of course it is. rather likely that favourites of mine were missed with some sadness when they went off the shelf, but they are forgotten for now. so someone out there probably missed this java one. yet i simply cannot comprehend why that would be so.
how is it, this one? f*****g awful, man. true, or sure, not quite as bad as that time they made one what smells of marmite, but still. describing a scent is somewhat beyond my writing skills, but i shall try. on a base, or foundation of the worst smelling elements of butane and diesel, they have added a scent which appears to be remnants of vomit off of a rat what has built up some degree of resistance to poisons such as arsenic, but not complete immunity. quite why someone would wish to smell so is a mystery to me, but apparently yes a market exists for it. or existed. again, yes, i appreciate that i am not the target market for this stuff, with the main demographic being feral teenagers.
just a quick look at my most recent away travel (for travel is generally away) range of scents. the epic fresh was on special somewhere, and as previously noted it is not so bad. i have taken a shine to using versace blue jean when on travels, as the robust tin makes it safe to carry. usually versace dreamer is what i use, if interested. which i imagine you are not.
presumably there is some sort of "grown up" deodorant i am supposed to be using, now my age has reached that fifty mark. i have no idea what that one is, though. oh. no one has provided me with a list of things i should use instead at this age, so i shall just carry on. and yes, as i am obliged to point out in each post of this nature, lynx is indeed called axe in some countries.
be excellent to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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