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many thanks for stopping by, look you see. despite the fact that i make precisely zero coins of money off of doing this (i am reluctant to have adverts appear), it is most pleasing when i see so many of you all around the world drop by to have a look. or, if nothing else, gander at the pictures and probably steal them too.

anyway, it's not where you're from it's where you're at, as it were, and here we are. time, methinks, for an update on the world of Spiros. he is quite popular on this blog, i know. also, i know he has been very busy. what with? as usual i cannot say much, but i believe some sort of "blog" somewhere on the internet has been making suggestions about his sexuality, so he is pursing legal action against them. no, no idea who it is he is talking about, but he has spoken to me in a way that shared the threats he will make to whoever it is when he finds then.

other than that, he has been busy with all the stuff what he gets called in for as the greatest legal mind of his generation. quite in demand, is Spiros. usually his fee is vast sums of coins of money that no average person could imagine the value of, but every now and then he's prepared to work for quasi, semi pro bono rates.

if you were wondering about The Wicker Man being alluded to in the title of this post, well then i suppose the above image answers all. yes, of late Spiros has being handling a matter for a small, or small-ish, peasant nation who have had some issues with a larger nation, and please note i did not explicitly state that it was Russia, on either side.

due to the peasant like nature of the country, and much like above i didn't mention France or Belgium or similar, as much as they desperately need the services of Spiros they are bereft of the funds normally required to secure his victory. in showing off his humanitarian, or if you like philanthropic side, he elected to accept the finest of the harvest from the peasant farmers in lieu of a fee. in a move that he assured me, or at least i have assumed, was purely for security reasons, the offerings were brought to Spiros only by select farmers, naked, who Spiros had observed to have the correct muscle tone and precise organ ratio size to be suitable for the job.

a bit of a throwback to the "early days" of Spiros and his rise to greatness in terms of being the greatest legal mind of his generation, and a prolific advocate of forming short term but all the same mutually beneficial friendships with sailors around the world? why not.

one of the conditions imposed on doing this was some strict and heavy censorship of the images. sure, you might think you know who the obscured face belongs to, as after all they are one of the most well known and recognised world leaders to have ever served. but, for the purposes of this article, you shall please kindly pretend you have no idea at all.

the above was from some jolly exciting adventure certain parties planned and paid a lot of money to try and implement.  whilst quite complex, it all related to what some might call "new colonialism", the unification of a continent for the benefit of the elite, and making real the Rhodes dream of a "Cape To Cairo" train line.

Spiros got involved in it all purely because it was early days in his career, hence the boyish good looks on the go, and the money was right. actually, the money was very right. none more right. if i recall correctly, he was getting paid an amount which ended in more zeroes than is average to have fingers; all to in a great legal mind way draw some theoretical lines and what have you on a big massive map.

no, the venture, or jolly exciting adventure, did not end at all well. it certainly didn't happen as planned. to the best of my knowledge quite a few people who were involved remain in jail as part of their punishment for participating in it, or just even thinking about it. a few, the truly guilty, of course eluded justice, as is the way of the wealthy, the elite, the ruling classes and those who are in some capacity or another related to current or former national leaders, elected or otherwise. no, Spiros was never in any danger of being arrested. due to his ethics and morals, his ability to pay bribes, his skill in making sure paperwork is always in a form that reflects the name of others and his absolute lack of hesitation in informing the constabulary of anything which would gain him favour, Spiros was never even associated with the whole sorry affair.

over the years several - well, one or two - of you have requested an image or video of Spiros kicking someone - anyone - in the head. i am happy to oblige with this.

again, the above might be quite a surprise to the more casual or trivial form of Spiros enthusiast. whereas most know the man has a great, great passion for wrestling - the proper, Roman, Greek, naked, oiled up form of wrestling - some might not be aware of his deft skills with the kung fu and related martial arts.

caution must be used here, of course. yes, Spiros does, from time to time, resolve legal disputes via the conduit of martial arts, should those foolish enough to have an opposing view to his request it, or simply "ask for it" in a tacit or implied way. there is of course a certain world leader, who i won't mention and i did not state he is currently boss of Russia, who likes to put on displays of his skills with judo. please let us be clear, at no stage did i in this post suggest that Spiros, if the money was right, would be prepared to face this unnamed world leader out of Russia, in a bout in order to resolve present world tensions. besides anything else, it is quite likely that the presumed opponent would be far too scared of a right hiding to ever dare get in the ring with Spiros.

should the above look like a broken, discarded toilet, that would be because it is. we are, in terms or within the context of this post, back in the present day. although Spiros was prepared to be kind and flexible in terms of his fee, he reckoned that the toilet they provided him with was displeasing and beneath the required standard. to their immense credit the peasants were horrified by this, and so ritualistically ripped it out and tossed it aside as part of some impromptu ceremony. i am led to believe that the replacement one performed to a quite satisfactory level.

no. even if he had sent me pictures, videos or sound recordings of him "in action" with the replacement one, i would not put them up here, thank you.

that there above is another bit of a "throwback" image, for the fans. i cannot say too much about the circumstances, but as you can see it is a very happy and content Spiros. truly, surely, yes, it does show that from time to time Spiros forms short term but all the same mutually beneficial friendships with more than one gentleman at a time. from what i recall of this particular episode, he and the gents did what i think was a dance, and it all sounded a bit like that "do the conga" thing off of Black Lace.

and so that's just about that. i would have thought many of you have just admired the pictures, so anything else i write is probably moot. my hope, however, for those who read this, is that the Spiros fans who congregate here on my blog are most delighted with this update on how he is getting on.



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