oh, go on then........................

http://www.parishilton.be/ is the site to visit if you wish to see Paris Hilton's address book and the notes she has made. I would imagine all addresses and numbers have been changed by now, and it is not like she knows anyone class like Robert Downey jnr.

the notes are a revelation. if you can translate her idiotic approach to the English langauge, you can find some humorous comments like :

Chantal baechler alexander on list1347 922 1456 naomi Do you wanna leave soon, ill pretend I hsve 2 go pee and u wait 3 mins than come by yourself to the back entrance407 466 4687 trace 901 876 5007

and even things like this gem :

To create a note of your own, press the Menu button and select "New Note". A blank note will open. Type your note contents, then when finished, press the wheel to save and close your new note.

if any of you phone Vin Diesel, remember to call him a twat off me.

many thanks to Matt for getting the link - nice to see you are updating your blog again, mate!